The two time failed presidential hopeful HRC has pretty much blamed everything but the kitchen sink, and I'm sure that's coming, on why she lost the election nearly two years ago. Her list just continues, and continues to grow but here are just some of the reasons why, other than her own incompetence, lost to Donald J. Trump in 2016.
The Ever Growing List
1. James Comey - "I explain in my book, you know, the Comey letter, which was, now we know partly based on a false memo from the Russians. It was a classic piece of Russian disinformation." (That's right Hillary, you should know all about Russian disinformation shouldn't you...illicit dossier come to mind?)
2. Sexism - Sigh
3. Electoral System - (Yep, that bad old electorate college that listened to their voters!)
4. WikiLeaks
5. Minions - Minions? You Serious Hillary?
6. Right Wing Media - Yeah! Fox! You helped Hillary lose, since 90% of the rest of the media was predicting HRC to win and even feeding her debate questions prior to the debates.
7. Mainstream Media - Really Hillary? They were feeding you questions, handing out Trump bashing on a daily basis, and more!
8. DNC - So your own bankrupt party that you put money in couldn't even help you win?
9. Democrat Party - Same as above comment.
10. 1,000 Russian Agents - Nice round number there HRC. Why would the Russians want Trump in after your little "Reset Button"? Wouldn't you think they'd rather deal with a fool like you and not a ruthless businessman?
11. Putin - Same as response 10.
12. Donald Trump - Well, she got that one at least half right. "Yes, yes, I'm meaning Trump. I think it's pretty hard not to." hinting at Russian collusion. (Hillary, Hillary, Hillary, we all know it's YOU who colluded. But wait, isn't that what most on the Left do, point the finger at someone else when it's actually them who are guilty of the crime or act?
13. Republican Enabled Voter Suppression - One of the more delusional reasons. Really the Right somehow suppressed voters? When we know through the admission of California officials that there were at least 3 million illegals who voted for you there!
14. Citizens United - "You had Citizens United come to its full fruition. So much unaccountable money flowing in against me, against other Democrats, in a way that we hadn't seen and then attached to this weaponized information war." (Dear God Hillary, you spent at least 4 times the money that Trump spent on the campaign trail. It was the electoral college that actually listened to the "real" people of this country, or better known as the "forgotten men and women", whom you didn't forget, just insulted and ignored!
15. Facebook - Ha! Ha! Ha! And I'm still laughing. They geared most of their election news towards the Left you fool!
16. Millions of Twitter Bots - Oops I think she's calling we "Deplorables" Twitter bots. That one's funnier than Facebook!
17. Steve Bannon - "So, Bannon, who'd been running the Breitbart operation, supplying a lot of the untrue, false stories." (More like the truth that you and your Left cronies, have a hard time facing.)
18. Netflix - Oh yes, Hillary, Netflix is so far Right that they now have the Obamas on their board of directors and they have their own show.
19. "Alt-Right" Media Like Infowars - "And they began to have some of their allies within the Internet world, like Infowars, take out pieces and begin to say the most outrageous, outlandish, absurd lies you could imagine." (Whiney Hillary, please the only one guilty here of outrageous, outlandish, and absurd lies is you my dear!)
20. Bernie Sanders - Seriously girl? Aren't you the one that made sure that he was destroyed so that he'd be knocked out of the race?
21. Suburban Women - That's right Hillary, our men put guns to our heads and forced us to vote for Trump!
22. Racism/Xenophobia - "Trump does have a visceral grasp of the American political underbelly; he really understands how to inflame people." (Sounds more like you're describing yourself.)
23. Anti-American Forces - "I take responsibility for every decision I made, but that's not why I lost." (Oh but that is why you lost, the decisions you made in the past and while on the campaign.) "Anti-American forces are going after our economy and they are going after our unity as a nation." (You are truly unifier aren't you when you call half the country "Deplorables".)
24. Bad Polling - Seriously? All the polls said that you were going to win. Hello?
25. Low Information Voters - In other words Hillary, you're calling all of us who voted for Trump a bunch of morons. Yep, that will get you voted in every time!
26. Content Farms in Macedonia - Huh?
27. Fake News - ROFLMAO!
28. Colluding Trump Campaign Officials - "We're getting more information about all of the contacts between Trump campaign officials and Trump associates with Russians before, during, and after the election." (Good Lord don't you have that the other way around?)
29. Stupid Americans Who Can't Tell the Difference Between Real and "Fake News" - Are you freakin' serious? You calling us stupid again?
30. The "Broad Assumption I Was Going to Win" - "I also think I was the victim of a very broad assumption I was going to win. 'It doesn't matter what you do to her...'" (No, you are a victim of your own stupidity.)
31. Goosefer - "You know, basically the group running this was the GRU which is the military intelligence arm of the Russian military and they have a very sophisticated cyber operation, in bed with WikiLeaks, in bed with Goosefer, in bed with DC Leaks." (Hillary, do you not see how insane that sounds? You must be a constant source of entertainment for Putin.)
32. DC Leaks - "And you know, DC Leaks and Goosefer, which were dropping a lot of this stuff on me, they haven't done anything since early January. Their job was done. They got their job done." (Honey only major leaks any of us saw were ones that were against Trump, and non of it worked.)
33. Data From the RNC - "I think that the marriage of the domestic fake news operations, the domestic RNC Republican allied data, you know, combined with the very effective capabilities that the Russians brought." (There we go with the Russians again. Hillary, do you check under your bed every night checking for Ruskies? Marriage of fake news with the RNC, really? You had the press in your back pocket and you still couldn't win, plus, is your opposition supposed to send you out hugs and kisses when running against you?
34. The FBI - Yep with them exonerating you a few months before they even interviewed you, yep they really were working on helping you lose that election!
35. Technology - I don't know Hillary, technology seemed to keep you out of jail so far by using it like bleach bit for your hard drives and using that delete option.
36. The GRU - Repeating yourself here girlfriend.
37. Deplorables - Well, you got that one spot on and we're proud of it! Yes, we did say lock you up and we still are waiting for that day to happen you common criminal.
38. Team Hillary Was Too Honest - "And we did not engage in false content. We may have tried to put every piece of information in the best possible light, and explanations, but we weren't in the same category as the other side." (oh dear God, that's the funniest one of them all! No engagement in false content? Really, how about playing only portions of comments or videos to make your opposition look bad, knowing it was taken out of context. Or how about that $9 million dollars that you paid out in order to obtain a false dossier made on Trump? And that's only a couple of your falsehoods you were involved in!)
Hillary, do yourself, your husband, family, and the rest of us a favor and take your pity party, a bottle of wine (probably need more than one) and take a long extended walk into the woods! You are only embarrassing yourself.
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